Top 10 Reasons to Become a Teacher

1. Big Bucks!
2. Know all the answers on the test.
3. Never a stressful moment.
4. Practice pedagogy without fear of arrest.
5. Free apples!
6. Massive funding for classroom supplies.
7. Joyfully implement wise policies of marvelous        administrators earning thanks of a grateful nation.
8. Attempt to discipline tomorrow´s leaders today.
9. Spend leisurely summer in intensive therapy attempting to recover strength for new term.
10. Might have to work for a living otherwise.