Top Ten Reasons to Become a School Principal

1. Really Big Bucks!
2. Spend lots more time each day at your beloved school.
3. You get to carry all of the keys.
4. Daily visits form the "BEST" students in the building.
5. Because you own stock in an aspirin company.
6. Free admission to ALL the home games, plays, debates, meets, dances, museum trips, P.T.A. and school board meetings.
7. Early morning wake-up calls.
8. You don´t have to wait for the bell to visit the restroom.
9. Close personal relationships you form with "concerned" parents.
10. Might have to work for a living otherwise.