Top Ten Reasons to Become a Middle School Teacher

1. Get to see your name printed on various school furniture.
2. Not enough stress in your life.
3. Planning period...daily time out.
4. A bell that tells you when to start the next round.
5. Hormones with feet.
6. Fashion police get to see displays of all the latest fashion trends.
7. It´s not a job it´s an adventure.
8. Unusual and interesting confiscated items.
9. Extra chances to supervise dances and learn the latest dance moves.
10. No need to teach those who know it all.