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Top Ten Reasons to Become a Librarian
- Seemed like a novel idea at the time.
- Catalog paycheck under "Humor".
- Can change name to Marian.
- Know proper bait for microfiche.
- Special relationship with Melvil Dewey.
- Unlimited alphabetizing.
- Augment vast income with overdue fines.
- Reading trashy novels on work time is called "Book Review".
- Exercise shhh-er daily.
- Be caretaker and repository of all human wisdom (and folly!)
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