Top Ten Reasons to Become a School Secretary

1. Run the school without headache of high salary.
2. Can´t trust the staff near the filing cabinet.
3. No one else can figure out how to operate, let alone repair the copier, ditto machine, computers...
4. Only person on the staff who can spel.
5. You live for paper cuts.
6. Plenty of time for personal phone calls.
7. Expert at signing the principal´s name.
8. Capable of juggling a zillion things at one time.
9. Never need white out because secretaries are letter perfect.
10. Free lunch on secretaries day.