Top Ten Reasons to Become a School Counselor.

1. Test the psychological theories of Freud, Jung, Piaget, Maslow, Skinner and conclude they are just theories.
2. Bigger case load than Perry Mason.
3. Have the ability to fix 10 years of problems in half an hour.
4. Stronger shoulders than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
5. Like to say that catchy phrase,
   "What I´m hearing you say..."
6. Parents love to hear that their child is having problems.
7. Get to read all of the confidential files on the students.
8. Never any need to carry job worries home from school.
9. Own stock in a tissue corporation.
10. Wisdom is a tough job but somebody´s gotta do it.